Nice! I’m still working on that one.

For me, it was deciding that water is my primary beverage and all others are rare treats or supplements. I only use water to address thirst specifically. If I need electrolytes for some reason, I just use hydration salts. I feel a lot better and it saves a bit of money. The dental hygiene aspect is a plus, too. I file caffeinated drinks under supplements and save them for an emergency boost when I need it.

“Good news! It was just a mild sprain!”

“What’s the bad news?”

“Your advanced AIDS is making the rabies even more difficult to treat.”

…would have made a whip and negotiated with profiteers the old-fashioned way.

Everybody cheer! Nevermind why we have one in the first place.

Not only that, but I bet she got a pizza party in her honor and they only charged employees $5 per slice!

Dystopian? They’ve briefly averted the orphan crushing machine! It’s cause for celebration!

I enjoy each item individually, so that’s how I sometimes eat it, like a chicken dinner with waffles for dessert.

Morley and you! The smarter combination.

Me, too. I’m happy for you. Thanks to your ancestors for kicking Brittish ass including but not limited to that of British General Cornwallis. Thanks for the Louisiana purchase. Thanks to them for the Statue of Liberty. Thank you and your peers for demanding rights for the working class and violently refusing anything less. I hope France continues to be a beacon for democracy and I hope America finds its way back.

I see it now. He might have been the prototype for Michael Scott.

Mayor of which city?

What sitcom is that from? It’s hilarious.

Geez, no need to get hostile. You make it sound like the Brittish Colonies and the US wiped out 97% of a thriving population of millions in many diverse nations with various gruesome methods including but not limited to biological warfare, kicked the survivors off their land and tried to indoctrinate their descendants. Do you even hear yourself?

How obscene. Imagine being forced to see tits when you’re just trying to post the N-word.

Are we talking about Twitter or Truth Social? Its so hard to keep track these days.

That’s surprisingly high still. Maybe he can bump up those numbers by saying he loves Hispanic people while doing a photo op with a taco salad again, because that’s definitely not an incredibly transparent and racist thing to do?

Do you ever think about how the consequences of your unchangeable past actions will affect most of the things you care about well after you’re gone? If not, I feel like that might be a novel option to really kick up the existential dread a notch.

Congress is aware. That’s why they abdicated their responsibility to the Supreme Court.

You’re still functionally correct.

Yahtzee

All hail Lemmy.

I’m not sure how to respond to this, but you’ve certainly raised some valid concerns for my plan.

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