That’s why you leave at half time to beat the crowd.

: gathering kindling:

: grab a good looking stick:

: it suddenly thrashes about and bites you:

: drop it whilst shitting pants:

: tell no one:

With your permission I’m going to cook up some beats and use this verse as a hook.

Also, there is the possibility that the last time the coffee maker was used it was never rinsed, and now there is a green cement-like layer of mold on the bottom that will need to soak overnight before you can even imagine scrubbing it off.

This is why I keep cheap instant coffee on hand. Just dump a couple table spoons into your mouth and chew until it’s gone.

#goblincore

I just glanced down at my feet. I remembered to desock before I passed out.

I’ve seen critically reviewed papers that mouth breathers like you are taking up too much oxygen. You should look at yourself in the mirror. How much does it hurt?

Everybody knows only black males such as myself commit crimes… : exits scene left when the black face starts to sweat off:

He was in Joe Dirt as well. Not a masterpiece, but my buddies quoted it constantly until our brains were fully formed.

His buddy Uncle Cracker did a popular cover as well. Makes me physically I’ll when it pops up at work.

I think the only reason I bought the CD was the line: ‘Paint the town red and paint the sheriff’s wife white’ which vibed with my teenaged wannabe anarchist pubes.

I regret what I was, but I have grown. Kid Rock hasn’t.

Around here, we speak American, son. /S

No, that was Freddie Deftones.

I forget, did Hulk Hogan die? I can’t be assed to look it up.

He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.

Were I cursed with a child, I would request the vessel to speaker fuck the hifi once a day.

Bella Legosi’s dead.

/S

That was a neat little history lesson, thanks!

When you look at it from the side it’s always smug and conspiratorial.

:3

Hunting season is close!

Mine is also brown, but I’m ok with wood and trees that are naturally that color: I just hate the thought that people would paint things/dress themselves in such a depressing color.

: wears all black, ironically: