Lol google screen translate thinks the tuning pegs say “oooh”

Funk yeah

Okay it’s a pooping step, I’m aware of those. But why is it blue?! I guess the source image was probably a thing about pooping steps. So it was originally blue to draw attention to it. Well it worked!

I want to know more about that blue block that they’re stepping on. What does it mean?

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

That man’s name? Jesus Christ. Also his cross is upside down.

Bees riding tiny motorbikes

Wait you’re right. So semisexual is…twice in one sexual.

Semisexual is once every other sexual

Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

Sunny side inside!

One time I was kicked from a server for using the tag killerbean because ‘bean’ was an offensive racial slur.

Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)

Aw yiss

Well TIL. But that’s not quite what OP described.

It’s just a little squeezey in the middle…and slammy at the end. Kids are small and tough, like when you drop a bug from 100 times its height and it’s unharmed. They’ll be fine…oh that child colored goo at the end? That’s just theme decor.

Acetaminophen, you see the medicine!

I only just googled the lyrics. Always thought he was just saying “youcetaminophen!”

Wanna get limned?

TIL something I didn’t wanna.

Heeey wait a second…