Graham crackers with whipped cream on top. This one was very much the bottom of the barrel. 🥲
Ghirardelli brownie mix from Costco, filled up to about 1/3 of a mug mixed with milk and microwaved for 45 seconds to make a little brownie. Serve with ice cream on top, or with a glass of milk. I actually still do this one, it is delicious and costs basically $0 per serving.
Rice + milk + sugar and then mixed up in a bowl into a kind of puree. This goes great as a dessert after rice + frozen vegetables sauteed up from those massive Costco bags lol. If you’re feeling bougie you can shred some cheese on top.










You have to be a special kind of piece of shit to be too much of a piece of shit for the NYPD. I don’t generally subscribe to the ACAB framework, I think policing in this country has improved substantially and hating on cops indiscriminately is counterproductive. But the NYPD is an outlier. If you’re too bad for the NYPD, you are very bad.