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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • GM sucks ass. The American auto industry is a hostage audience with Stockholm syndrome. You will go into $50k debt (+$119.99/month for heated seats) (to dealers, mind you - it is illegal for auto manufacturers to sell straight to consumers, you know?) to save the planet and you’ll say “thank you” for the opportunity. That’s all you really need to know. Afforable, consumer-friendly EVs will never exist in the US for as long as major political campaigns are decided by the workforce of Ford, GM, and Stellantis.














  • PP_GIRL_@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldShaq
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    9 months ago

    Met Shaq for about ten seconds in Atlanta about five years ago. I’m not big into sports but knew who he was and pointed to him and said “Hey, aren’t you famous?” He laughed and said “I guess so.” We talked for a second about the city and he went on his day. My general impression was that he was a nice, down to earth guy.



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