Well, there goes Colombian coffee and bananas!

I’d prefer a spiritual ass-massage.

Billy now has a promising career as a carny lined up.

Billy will be fine with only 3 fingers! As is the American way!

I blame the Dutch!

Jefferson also thought the constitution should be rewritten every 20 years so that each generation would not live under the tyranny of the previous.

Which is pretty dope. And mildly terrifying.

Clairvoyant???

???

That’s the only time zone I’m for!

The biggest revelation to me is that Chicken Soup for the Soul owns Redbox and Crackle. Just odd.

Then cry. And then go knock doors and tell people why it’s important to vote the way they should not because of one person, but for the future of the country and their own livelihood. Despair is only displaced by activism. All it takes for evil to succeed is for us to stand by and let it happen.

And I’d vote for a corpse before I vote for 34 time Convicted Felon Donald Trump. Eat the rich. Pack the courts. Seize the assets of felonious companies.

I wish I could burn half my mother’s photo albums.

I’m focusing hard on growing gills. I think I’m getting close.

Well, this is the dark side as seen in infrared. If you were to stand at the same point in space and look at Venus the same way, you’d be dead.

But seriously, your view would just be generally darkness. But with some heat vision goggles you could see it?

Can… Is there an explanation?

It depends on if he’s charged with a federal or state charge, and even if federal, there’s still the question of whether he actually can, which would have to be considered by the courts.

Cool.

As an American, can I have some of that freedom?

The answer is always “Very.”