That’s gotta be worth like 50 large on the street

And he proceeded to put the pants on his head, with his supporters shortly following suit.

That’s a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady

Ironic how it’s able to play more older Nintendo titles than the official console

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I grew up along the border with Idaho and still can’t understand them 20 or so years later.

Quite the moral tangent

I only buy local, organic, free range fentanyl

What a cigarette?

The only reason to buy The Sims is for planting on scapegoats.

I’ll be hiding from solicitors. If you need to speak to me, break into my house and start the conversation at gunpoint.

The diet Coke of playable.

Took Russian for my language requirement at uni.

я говорю по русски очен плоха

Thought that only applied to siblings who aren’t biologically related.

Borat’s House:

“You may… NOT come in.”

Shout out to all the homies on the “eats ice cream with a fork” list.

Return just the wheels, the tires need to be examined further and will take an additional 6-18 business months

People who didn’t party in the early 2000s might only associate it with them. Sort of like people who didn’t know about pepe before it popped up in hate memes

Possibly ghoul too

Helps differentiate between other numbers that sound similar, like how four is both shi and yon