With your face right at prime fart receiving level. Wtf.

I mean look at all of our past successes in the Middle East /s

I would totally do an online watch.

Definitely scans better.

I just wanted to thank you all for all of your kind comments for the President of the World and 10 time hall of fame quarterback.

Nope. I got some if you’d like though. The nuances of a situation seem to be lost on a lot of people. You can disapprove of the Israeli government’s actions (or lack thereof) and not be pro hamas or antisemitic. Unless you ask the internet at large, I suppose.

I have planners. Lots of planners and many many ink pens in various colors. I can’t find my keys.

Well my boss left for the day so I have my mouse sitting on my jiggler and I’m watching Deep Space Nine on one of my iPads.

I can’t afford a used car either so I’m driving this Subaru until it’s unrepairabe. It’s nearly old enough to vote.

But does it have the Center Tooth™️?

Merry Birthmas, Stamets!

Does Vegas have odds yet for him calling it fake news?

I too have to check my license and probably also ask what year it is when anyone asks me how old I am.

Just wanted to say thanks for the information. I work remotely and I think my coworkers would benefit massively from organizing.

Touché

Oh thank fuck. Not that she’s not perpetually shrieking human trash, I just can’t fathom someone being that stupid.

You know, every time he says something dumb I think to myself, “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard”. I then wait about a week,tops and he manages to say something dumber-er. Amazing.

Very Henry II of you.

I assure you you won’t regret it.

Ah that book ending though. chef’s kiss