That poor guy’s prison wallet must be tapped out by now.

My retirement plan is to kick off before I have to retire.

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

I’m a “use what works for you” kind of person. I’ve been using the Pro Max iterations of the iPhone lately because mainly I like the camera. Having my phone with me out on a hike is better than hauling an extra piece of kit and I like having a bigger screen because I’m middle aged and I have to do the holding everything 2 feet away arm extension to read. Realistically, there’s nothing I would call a major difference among the models.

Ah, thanks. It’s absolutely not mine and I can’t give credit because I honestly can’t remember where I appropriated it from but it’s cartoon Ragnarok. It’s cropped down a bit on my phone otherwise it scales a bit weirdly but this is the whole thing.

So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.

For sure, glad I could help!

Sure can. Settings > Display & Brightness.

Always on, idle

Always on, in use

The display runs dimmed unless you’re actively using it. During certain Focus settings, like Bedtime, the display turns off completely unless you wake it intentionally.

I can confirm that I’m not a bighorn sheep.

Ah crap is it not ok to say tourist anymore? Are they sightseers? Differently geolocated? Apologies for offending.

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

That looks a lot like spekkoek.

I was somewhat disappointed to discover that no skulls were involved in this hatchet burial.

I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.

The rash is real. I look like I’ve been in an industrial accident or something.

So I tried this and it was an experience of mixed emotions. Relief that my nose was no longer running mixed with an uneasy shiver of disgust as I felt everything draining down the back of my throat. Effective yet disturbing!

I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Just pop into the urgent care like, “Hey doc I just want to make sure my brains aren’t actually leaking from my nose, and if they are can we maybe not”.

I may have to go get one. The area around my nose looks like it’s been set on fire at this point and I have some reservations about leaving the house sporting my nose tampon.

Definitely been taking the good Sudafed.