Mr Reach

Baruuk, my beloved. King of ‘fuck it, we ball’. Capable of all content at all levels. Can be full stealth or full tank, both can decide to throw hands with everything and win. I have seen 2000 missions completed as him, I will see many more to come.

I put primary acuity on my chakhurr and domed an idiot for 66 million. I’m having a ball.

Wife went from “aww you’re too cute to kill” to “alright you little shit feed the kraken” in exactly 2 hours.

It’s her favorite game of all time. She’s at around 100 hours.

This is roughly what we believe Leif Erickson did. He kinda beat everyone else in Europe to America.

Thank you. I needed this.

And just after helldivers 2 shit the bed. Good timing.

Just ignore the 120 bp stab that ignores protect and always crits. It’s better to pretend that didn’t happen.

Tesla rifle go brrr across 3 bugs curving around to my teammates.

The first time my friends and I stumbled upon them we took one look at the name, saw a member crossbow a squirrel and said “Yup, that’s PETA.”

Just build pipe lol

It’s not really a venn diagram, more of a boldly outlined circle.

THIS LIST IS INCOMPLETE. YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT.

I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.

Funny enough, the movie has a better fitting ending while the comic has better story pacing.

Marines are a special breed. This wouldn’t bat an eye to anyone I know.

Forgot the moon in the line up.

After sitting uncomfortably for hours in my computer chair, standing up and stretching was better than sex. My wife took offense until she did the same thing.

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Pretty good. It’s battlefield bad company 2 with a gameshow flavor.

Sign me the fuck up.