Why are you running your phones over?

You never heard of a phone case? It also comes with a pre installed screen protector.

It literally fits in the palm of your hand and you can use it as a fully functioning device while closed, what do you mean?

I agree, that’s why I moved to the Razr, it fits a lot better in the hand.

You sound like you need the new Razr or the Z Flip

16 year old me is hyped. 32 year old me is not.

A true hotdog is just the dog, the bun, and some mustard. Ketchup is blasphemy.

The Michigan one is what we Michiganders call a Flint Style Coney. Popularized by the hit chain restaurant which originated here in Flint, Halo Burger.

Men’s average, actually.

Yes, you can locally memorize your inside jokes with your friends internally inside your brain. The you can summon them forth with the phrase “remember when…” and enjoy a hearty laugh with friends.

Just started this game the other day, it’s insanely satisfying to play!