Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
You know he ain’t gonna fly
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Do they have subtitles in jive?
probably something like this
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?
The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity