I dunno… they also hump dead fish. and get high on pufferfish toxin

thx… just spent the last hr watching monkeys fuck and masturbate

wow. I just learned more in 5 mins than in years of music lessons. thx

the (vegetable) crisper compartment

they gave you AutoTune?

so join a new instance and try again?

wow. TIL. thx… learn something new everyday

can you fly like stingrays? (manta rays?)

thank you for the new nightmares… I’d much rather have a flying squid

Let the sun shine in

that’s why they swim so smooth in the ocean.

that or a few million years of evolution

anders hadden we ze wel GeKoLoNiSeErD!

wat is dit nou weer voor onzin?

it’s one of the more friendly capitols in europe

don’t get drunk and fall in the canal and drown when you’re trying to take a piss

because they don’t know how to pronounce Schiphol and therefore are probably lost and too touristy to ask for directions

y’all are missing out on the kapsalon

love me some rage

it’s a well known fact.
go ahead and type the words Tiananmen Square without fear of reprisal.
and add Winnie the Pooh for good measure

you mean disappeared right?

the stainless (but not rustless) paint job?