Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!

*hate

Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.

Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!

That’s the spirit!

Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”

Take a look Kre-Alkalyn Efx. It’s a little different than the monohydrate, don’t need as much and don’t need to load/cycle. It works better for me.

Soapscotch?

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”

Many years ago I found a pasta recipe called “death by garlic”. It’s the only time I’ve cooked something and though, “ok, this is a good amount of garlic!”.

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

My fridge has a small particle collider, which smashes hydrogen and oxygen atoms together and creates water. Doesn’t everyone’s fridge do this???

RIP Carl Weathers

Yeah. Like there is some variety in the furniture but the layout of all the stations seems to be identical. I am probably not far enough into the story to understand the lore yet. Only picked up the game a month or two ago and haven’t progressed that far. We did just discover an outlaw station which was different and cool.

At least it looks like he knows where claws should work…on the post and not the couch! 😂

Yesterday I was taking to my co-op buddy about how ask the space stations looked the same. WHAT.

That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.