Ah, but this was posted on the 7th of April?

Even after covid?

He’s a big sandwich person insofar as he’s stuffed.

The sources are anyone who’s paying any fucking attention.

I’d shit in my hands and clap before I’d work in another call centre. I remember one of the managers saying I go the toilet too much, so I told I’d just piss on the desk next time, and it just breezed over him like bullets over the Terminator.

I feel this’d make many people begin to associate the sight of their families with the stress of being bollocked for something that isn’t their fault!

I think gherkins from cold, dead hands might be considered a delicacy somewhere.

I went to visit my mum and dad last year and I found a globe in my sister’s old bedroom from our childhood. It was interesting seeing the handful of countries on there that have since changed.

May I ask what Google Drive has that other free cloud storage things don’t? As in what makes it work great?

One thing I find funny about the original meme is that the hands are just dirty and manly, like you can’t see any calluses or cuts or whatever, so it’s like a hand shibboleth.

Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.

I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.

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What part of “one must imagine Sisyphus happy” isn’t clear? You’ve got to do it!

I saw a beggar the other day who was literally holding his hand out cupped. It was intense.

They forgot to blank out her name though.

I remember smoking outside a pub near Chinatown with a mate something like ten years ago when two Chinese people went by speaking Chinese, and he said “they should be speaking English; this is Britain,” so I asked why, and he couldn’t explain why. Just on a vague principle.

It’s astonishingly obvious once it’s pointed out:

There’s no B#/Cb and no E#/Fb, so the groups of two black notes are between C and E, and the groups of three are between F and B.

I assumed it was so thieves couldn’t just root the phone, but I’ve no idea how much difference a week makes in that context.

Ah, I actually use Youtube on a PC, but that is certainly good to know and I’ll try it on the tablet.