“There are no people here so I tell people not to come here.”

Do you see the issue?

Why does this look and sound exactly like clickbait?

When I first considered signing up (I think it was on Mastodon), I was told how very easy it would be to move from one instance to another so it wouldn’t matter where I sign up - so I chose the first server that caught my eye. It was also implied that I’d need exactly one login for the entire Fediverse.

In hindsight, I’m okay with this not being true but it was a disappointment. At least moving servers (while taking your history with you) should be a lot easier if we’re trying to avoid big instances becoming bigger.

Also why we endlessly do the hip wiggle to avoid going to the loo until it hurts.

“Just do [X]” does not compute, whether X is “yoga”, “sports”, “[specific diet]”, “the laundry”, or simply “it”. It is never simply “just”. The inability to “just” start doing a thing (especially without any immediate reward) is one of the central symptoms of ADHD and if you say “just do [X]”, you’re essentially saying “just don’t have ADHD”.

ADHD also doesn’t mean you are/were bad in school. Not by a long shot.

(looking at pictures) Huh? I don’t understand. They’re storing their stuff in there, what’s so bad ab- ah, there’s the, uh, living quarters, I see. Well okay then, it’s not my style but I su- oh lawdy lawd a bunch of crucifixes crosses.

Edit: those are “just” crosses.

Specifically who?

You just need to learn to curate your feed.

Any explanation why the elk did that? (Other than “because he can”, of course)

Good lord, this looks impossible to keep clean.

The next one won’t.

Huel. I’m just waiting for some random internet person doctor to tell me how exactly I’m making my already shaky health significantly worse because I’m too lazy tired for anything more than powder in water.

Also, the decades-old radiator in my flat is probably just spewing all sorts of hazardous particles and nobody will know until they do an autopsy on me.