Swords are actually the only weapons specifically designed to kill people. Every other weapon used by humanity is or was a tool for another task at one point. Axes can be used to cut down trees, maces are just fancy hammers, and spears were the first real hunting tools for large game. Swords stand above all other weapons in that it’s use is specifically engineered to be as dangerous to humans as possible. It’s too long to be used effectively as a knife and too fragile to use as any other tool. It’s almost as dangerous to the person wielding it as the person it’s used on. It’s remarkable how every other killing tool used by man has other purposes, but the sword really has just the one.

If you’re too sissy to use a screwdriver, you can always use a punch. Those are the true bottoms of the tool chest, made to be used hard and put away filthy.

I did this with Kaiser permanente and they were less than happy about it lmao sorry Jacob McCarty, you’re a piece of shit and deserve bad things.

Same as normal but you chose the status quo rather than having it enforced upon you.

Why limit yourself to real materials? Just whip up a few hundred thousand miles of superconducting cable and then set your price.

If you have to quibble about things being possible, just figure out graphene batteries/capacitors and you’re set forever.

Pornography is never bad news. Normalize more pornography in your life

Ohhhhh. With the thing under the platter it looks like a stainless steel dog bowl.

Why is it in a dog bowl?

No no no. Most of these yachts are aluminum hull. What you need is a scraper for the paint and a syringe full of gallium. Actually you could probably just scratch up a hull with a soap block of gallium and it’d do the trick. Gallium eats aluminum like cancer.

For some reason it won’t let me post the actual last pic on my phone, which is a yucky rotor I cleaned up and tested at work today. Maybe because it’s from the camera? Idk. That’s the most recent it would let me post

Nah. Just start counting on your fingers. 123 on the index, 456 on the middle, 789 on the ring, and the rest on your pinkie. Its based on the segments of each finger, and it’s how Mayans used to count.

Kid I knew 25 years ago had one. Actually kinda worked on an indoor pool, which was neat, but definitely didn’t work for shit on the sidewalk. Basically, it didn’t work at all in any sort of wind and barely worked on anything rougher than linoleum

Drachinifel anyone?

For a long time, Germany treated any mention of nazis or depictions of swastikas as basically infohazards, scp style. You can’t become the fascist if you don’t know what a fascist is, or so the thinking went. Imo a lot of what was really happening was German guilt and attempting to hide history from their youth.

We beat Medicare tho.

“Occasionally answering the questions” is not a passing grade for this debate. The minimum bar was “appear competent” and Biden couldn’t pull it off. Trump didn’t “win”, but it’s easy to see that Biden lost. I’m still going to vote blue, but Biden/Harris WILL lose us the election.

Kamala Harris is a reincarnation of the hyena of auschwitz. Actual, factual psychopath.

Kamala is plenty bright. She’s just a psychopath. Zero emotional intelligence. She has no emotional empathy for any other living being whatsoever. This woman openly laughs at slavery and human rights violations. She is the modern day equivalent to the hyena of auschwitz.

17 after being groomed for ~3 years when dingus tried to meet up and the parents went loud with twitch. Grooming a 14 year old girl is generally considered in bad taste.

We have answered the question: can you scream with no mouth?

The answer is yes. The scream is coming from the eyes.