I offer myself up for this. I already lowered my living standards years ago and I am quite comfortable with it.

Speak for yourself.

sorry you only read the first few words of my comment

out living full exciting lives in the real world

We’re all old people here. All the young people are at school and work and out living full exciting lives in the real world.

Reminds me Britney Spears would make an equally qualified President as either of those numbskulls

Damn. Disney sure diluted that.

What is your definition of rapist? Some guy who opens a glass coffin and kisses the corpse on the lips?

edit, oh wait I get confused between sleeping beauty and Snow White, did they both have a glass coffin?

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You know their names? So let me guess, the demure one is on the left in that photo up there

Dafuq is a nævus? Don’t make me Google it, I’m lazy.

Oh, I thought it was the dad from ALF.

But if they’re twins, why choose a favorite?

Well yeah when people go there expecting to rent DVDs only to discover all they can get is sunscreen now

My mom’s dead but if she was alive I’m sure she’d be proud of my vocabulary. Anyway my parents & I have never been on kissing terms so no.

Because gravity is stronger now than it used to be.

I spent a month in Bend and never knew about the blockbuster, I mean I learned about it a year later 🫤

Maybe he DID defeat a pride of lions but he accidentally posted the wrong photo.

Dangit

WHAT? Y’all are driving your cars around on Lemmy rotors/axels/wheels? Lemmy isn’t strong enough, this is not its intended use!

a true measure of one’s strength is how elderly one can become. outlive all your enemies! outlive all your friends!