That’s the spirit: sex is always nice!

You shouldn’t be afraid of hunger too.

This is the detalization I need when I meet some new machinery which I understand the working principles and already worked with something similar.

Does Putin know that he collapsed and Russia is in panic?

Really, if you bring a link to a video with the title of such stupidity, you should provide a short idea of what it is about.

Less prayers, more thoughts… ghm… more thinking.

More washing, less thinking!

Religious fanatic had arguments with other religious fanatics.

Speed is important. Slow? Boom! Fast? Pshh…

Predict on what input?

Just copy the source code here.

Because they are in charge.

kids

All kids are gone in your neighbourhood? Because I can’t imagine the situation when birds noise would be considered a problem while kids are around. Especially in multistorey buildings.

Wait until you try an IDE.

monkey-go-lang is slightly different :)

Python? Superpowers? Guido-BASIC nerfs any programmer to a monkey-go-brrrrr level.

Depression? Yes, you had one, but what about the second?

Next station: Examinations Failure.

Choo-fucking-choo, loser!

Sin bin, obviously.

You’re possessed by a GrammarNazi spirit!

I never understood these people. Just keep these things in some standard place. The problem is gone! It shouldn’t even be a single place. For example, I keep my keys in different places in different seasons(pockets/bag/etc reasoning).