LargePenis [he/him]

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Cake day: January 22nd, 2021

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  • COTW: United States

    What’s that, North American Israel or something? On a more serious note, I’ve been reading a lot about the “discovery” of the Americas recently and it’s just crazy how random British, French and Spanish guys just got given ships and some money and were told to like fuck off and find something useful out west. Imagine being some loser smelly French guy and stumbling upon something as majestic as the Mississippi River. Or imagine being the Spanish dude that found Florida and suddenly saw the wildest swamps possible. Or the Brits that sailed into the most frozen fucked up parts of Canada and only found some delicious fish types that didn’t exist anywhere. What an insane time for humanity. Yeah I know that those explorer guys were mostly bootlickers and had awful intentions, but the timeline of these “accomplishments” by the European explorers is astonishing. 30 years between Columbus first voyage and the fall of Tenochtitlan feels unreal.


  • Abdulmalik Alejri, senior member of the Ansarallah Politburo:

    "The death of Sheikh Abdul Majid al-Zindani brings to mind the era of global jihad led by Salafi Jihadism and the Muslim Brotherhood in the 1980s against what was then termed the communist threat. The result was that they handed America and the capitalist West a victory without war, as then-US President Reagan borrowed a phrase from his predecessor Nixon. In the context of the Cold War, Afghanistan, that distant corner of Central Asia, transformed into a hub of Islam, and Kabul became a destination for Arab mujahideen, while Palestine, with Al-Aqsa Mosque and the Prophet’s Ascension, was within arm’s reach, yet failed to attract Arab mujahideen to jihad or to the allure of the virgins. Ironically, when America occupied Afghanistan, Kabul ceased to be a hub of Islam and a destination for jihad.

    At that time, Western capitalist intelligence agencies and their Arab allies succeeded in portraying Marx and socialism as a threat to religions, whereas the truth was that they posed a threat to exploitative capitalism, and Marx’s battle was fundamentally against capitalist exploitation. Marx’s legacy fundamentally did not prioritize religions, and all he wrote about them was few and scattered texts. His most important work, “Capital,” in which his genius shines, explained the structure of capitalism, analyzed its internal mechanisms and contradictions, its capacity for expansion, crisis generation, and self-renewal. Even according to his adversaries, Marx’s legacy remained the primary reference for analyzing capitalist crises, with his ideas resurfacing with each historical cycle of capitalist crises.

    Marx believed that the Enlightenment had overthrown the exploitation of the church and that the real looming danger was capitalist exploitation, even suggesting that religion could play a positive role in mobilizing against capitalist exploitation. I don’t understand how some perceive Marxism and communism as a threat to religion while finding no risks in liberal capitalism, even though the Enlightenment movement with its liberal tendencies was the one that battled the church, and the French Revolution raised the slogan “Hang the last king with the intestines of the last priest,” while the slogans of the Bolshevik revolution called for overthrowing the bourgeois government. Naturally, this is just a question of amazement, as the issue as a whole is not as simple, and civilization cannot be reduced or approached solely from the angle of combating religion.

    The real danger to religion is such exploitation of religion to serve the battles and projects of America and the imperial West in the region, and those involved should take heed from the dramatic end of the Afghan jihad."




  • Thank you everyone on the well wishes and the congratulations on my last post, reading everything really warmed my heart and reminded me of how beautiful our community here is. Truly thank you from the bottom of my heart, I’ll make sure that little Obeida/Qassam/Nasrallah knows about his weird podcast offshoot forum aunts and uncles one day.

    Again returning to the main focus of this thread, it’s crazy that we’ve finally reached a pace in the Ukraine war where things are happening too fast for us news nerds to catch up. Like I didn’t know that Soloviove even existed two days ago, now it has already fallen and suddenly we’ve learned that a place called Arkhangelsk exists and that Russian troops are already pretty much there. After following street battles in Bakhmut and hearing just about Synkivka and Robotyne for a whole year, this pace is astonishing. That turtle tank monstrosity is also beautiful, I learned about it a week ago and now it’s roaming down central Krasnogorovka suddenly after breaking the most annoying part of the 2014 fortified line. Thank you Mr Shoigu for finally rewarding us daily news slop enjoyers after feeding us empty fields and 100m advances for a long ass time.


  • I don’t know how many of you beloved news mega Hexbears even know my name, but I wanted to tell you that this chad n cuck ranker is going to become a father in a few months. This is the main reason that I’ve been absent recently, my wife is having quite a difficult pregnancy and it’s really hard for us both to prepare to raise a child far away from our homelands with barely any bigger family structure. It’s a boy, but my wife isn’t liking my name suggestions. How can she not love suggestions like Nasrallah, Qassam and Shahid-136.

    To keep it news related, I’ve been getting into the Ukrainian war again and it’s finally exciting to follow the line moving. Learning new names like Krasnogorovka, Netailove, Ocheretyne has been great, and now I’m excited to see what insane Soviet industrial achievement is in Chasiv Yar after the salt mines of Soledar, the coke plant of Avdiivka and the Azot mining complex in Severodonetsk. It has been also fantastic to finally see some of the most annoying battles end, like what was the point of Ivanivske, Marinka and Pervomaiske after all this time. Inshallah one day I can stop hearing about Synkivka, Ugledar and Robotyne, the line freezing there for so long deeply annoys me.