WWII might be a distant memory for Americans, but most of Europeans have been to historical sites of Jewish genocide.

What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?

To show the goats.

Lithuanian: rodyti ožius.

Means to cry, fight or roll on the ground when you didn’t get what you wanted.

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My mother-in-law literally gave us 20 eggs from a local farm for free yesterday.

Lithuanian.

I speak Lithuanian, English, some Swedish and traces of Russian.

Also, the Onion’s classic “New ad tells teens it’s gay to smoke.”

What do you expect from marxist leninists?

chink in their armor.

lemmy.ml removes certain words, other instances don’t.

Similar in Lithuania but we buy them in packs of 10.

The thing can’t even pretend to be scared correctly.

Move to a cleaner country, I guess.

The only reminder of that era is having my full name in my YouTube username.

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The one with “No speed limits” doesn’t mean that you can go 200 in a 90, it just means that previous speed signs no longer apply. So if you had a speed sign of 70 in a road that typically allows to go 90, you can do 90 again.

“Of the 12 apostles, 18 of them are buried in Spain.”

Soup with a fork in it that said something like “It’s one of those days.” or something like that. It wasn’t good because neither was I.