Does anybody ewse feew wike having a giggiw when I say the name… Biggus Dickus?

Of all the entities that exist on the internet, this is by far one of them.

I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.

It’s never been this easy to see the clear, concise evidence presented on a silver platter.

Played so much Assassin’s Creed, I too wanted to jump off the top of a building.

Oh thank goodness. I was worried I’d have to pay some sort of penalty.

Because I have “fine” written all over me.

You’re right, I guess I should have consulted the Board of Meme Standards and Practices.

The self-licking boot.

It’s the inability to see the forest for the trees. We were raised in a capitalist economic system, as were all of our past family members. The failings of capitalism appear to be the failings of human nature. In reality, meta analysis of multiple studies on human greed show that people will be inherently more kind to each other than be cruel. Quick search will bring up many articles on these studies. Plus, exchanges in material goods within communities where money hadn’t been invented would show that people didn’t barter, they gave their goods away to their neighbors, and the good deed would be remembered and reciprocated in times of need. You can look up “Gift Economy” in Wikipedia.

The next time they’re denied a raise.

Christ…

Kinda looks like Ohio…

Dairy contains a morphine-like substance so baby calves are drawn to it. Cheese is literally addictive.

While many scientists believe cats to be obligate carnivores, one study attempted to show that many of the studies conducted in plant-based diets to not show any detrimental effects, when the test wasn’t conducted poorly or there was already a selection bias in place.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9860667/

Just something to consider. This doesn’t cement veganism for domestic felines, but it does show that better studies need to be conducted.

I just interpret that as, “Anyone but me.” Still not wrong so far.

Let me introduce a fresh hell: we call them Apex screws.

People can have issues with both. This isn’t a “Morality vs fossil fuel companies” argument.

Famous blockade runners DHL.

Best part was that SMS was specifically designed to use the current infrastructure at the time without inducing any real demand on it. It didn’t cost the companies much of anything to implement it.

Nice pussy, though.

No, because that presents a really dicey power dynamic that could be seen as abuse.