Bitcoin was ~$20k after the monkey picture crash. Today it is $105k.

Twice is nothing to brag about. Everyone knows the first one is a freebie that was gonna happen even if he was home alone.

Not eggs specifically but the price of food is out of hand.

LOL. I came up with inveg back in 2018 after I had to go vegan due to major heart surgery. I use it all the time but you’re the first person I have ever seen use the term other than me even though “involuntary veganism” has got to be a thing for plenty of people who’ve had a near death health issue.

Dead eyes…every time.

How do you even find shoes that fit?

i lived in Austin for 25 years and I genuinely have no idea where this is.

That is Chapín a.k.a Trunkfish, and it is one of the tastiest fish you’ll ever eat. It is never eaten whole because it has way too many bones, so the meat is normally prepared minced and stewed.

It would have been a classic for the ages. The spike through the mouth alone is enough to make it live in infamy.

“Libera te tutemet ex inferis.”

I think remembering that, at least in movies, it originated with Event Horizon is critical because it is the only one that takes into account any downside to transdimensional travel…and what a downside it was.

I will always mourn the loss of any possible director’s cut of Event Horizon where the footage was so insanely over the top that the execs almost shit their pants.

Original untouched photo.

Sorry, I am just too old and tired to read full paragraphs.

All the young people are at school…

Ooof…

When you are so old, you can’t even remember the schedule for summer break. 😉

It’s a slight numbing feeling on the tip of your nose once you get buzzed. I used to feel it when I was young but don’t even notice it now. She was explaining “getting buzzed” to a kid. It worked for me at least.

I am old enough to get that joke. 😭

Can confirm. I grew up in the Carribean and I was allowed to drink beer and wine at a very young age. My mother taught me how to drink. I was definitely prepubescent, which is important because I hit puberty at ten. She explained that drinking can make you feel sick and that if I felt my nose feel funny I needed to stop and drink water.

Binge drinking and being fall down drunk is seen a something stupid, embarrassing, and something that only alcoholics do. I still find it strange and embarrassing when I see people racing to unconsciousness. What is the point of being blackout drunk before 9:00pm? We used to party until the sun came out, then we’d get breakfast and go to bed.

And miss out on those sweet Telegram views?!?