See also: Christian Scientists

Ironing is for crafts and sewing.

I think it was millipedes.

https://www.heritagedaily.com/2022/06/the-rise-of-the-giant-prehistoric-bugs/143976

One of the largest of these was Arthropleura Armata, a genus of millipede that inhabited coal forests and could grow up to 2.5 metres in length.

We call this “doing paperwork.”

I’m pretty sure dark Brandon is Biden’s millennial Twitter account manager. I don’t think he’ll show up for the debate.

It’s lovely, Bones! Thank you!

Eastern boxelder

Yes you are! And a handsome one at that.

My car makes it slightly difficult to change lanes if I don’t signal, some resistance on the steering wheel and a warning beep beep beep that I’m “drifting.” There are some terrible roads around here that confuse the sensors so I do a bit of steering wheel arm wrestling now and then just to keep going straight.

(You can have kids without getting married)

That does seem like something I should look into…

Normal blood pressure, I get it checked every two weeks for an unrelated thing, just salt sensitive.

My apple watch has alerted me to the fact that if I eat a really salty meal- like a burger and fries, or a whole bag of kettle chips- my heart rate increases by about 40 beats per minute. It’s like “Hey… you don’t seem to have moved and your heart is going bananas. You ok bro?”

Oh good. That makes more sense.

They wash their vegetables with soap? Like… special veg soap or just like Dawn or something?

A friend of mine solves this by meticulously peeling the caps and discarding the stems. It seems like a lot of work to me. I use a mushroom brush to get the dirt and substrate/manure off and call it good.

Also, chips make you fat now.

About 110, but most are not very active. I do tend to go through my ‘subscribed: new’ feed pretty quickly and then switch to ‘local: active.’