France - treating people the same no matter what they do for a living.

It’s really nice to be respected even if you’re a cleaner or a bin man, and very much deserved

Tourist version -

Me - here’s your chalet. Remember, it’s very well insulated for the winter weather, so in summer just keep the windows and doors closed during the day and it’ll stay cool inside for the same reason, then you can open the windows in the evening. Otherwise it’ll just be boiling hot and full of flies. There’s no need for AC.

Guests - ok that makes sense

Guests two days later - MY CHALET IS BOILING HOT AND FULL OF FLIES YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT I NEED AC

Me under my breath - seriously fuck off you stupid cunts

Obama so lucky he can make a spelling mistake and still get away with it

It’s hot

Am I cool?

Get Einstein here

Jeep Renegade

All the other traffic probably gave you plenty space because they assumed you were a hairdresser 😂

Dear Americans,

Yes, we do all know this and it’s vitally important to form your own political opinions and also vote.

However, there’s a very good reason we don’t mention politics or religion in polite conversation, or nowadays, online

You will not change anyone’s mind, no matter what you say or how you say it; there is absolutely no point in bringing your political opinions into threads about fuckin beans or ducks or any other subjects not based in politics or religion.

So fucking boring

Sounds like a Steves kinda thing

You could buy a really good blender with that kinda money

Pray tell, what are floor drugs please?

Holy shit the number of blocks needed to cut out the communities of “questionable Japanese cartoons about characters that look suspiciously like young kids” is fucking insane

Try mentioning it without some neckbeard snorting about PrOJeCTinG lol

Would be good to have some kind of script that could do it

The Speedos were the French. They do love their budgie-smugglers for some reason

Not sure if you mean -

[It] sucks there, banning it in a place that would actually be comfortable to do it.

Or

You’re just too lazy to learn how to be coherent for the rest of us

Shall we say “equalised” then?

Rendering the comic strip irrelevant

Not a yank, but surely the best bet is to vote for Biden and hope he croaks?

This trend has now reversed and younger people believe anything a YouTuber or influencer tells them tho

Oh come on, “I can’t learn languages because I’m mentally ill” is a pretty good excuse 😂

Books before, now ebooks while avoiding Amazon like the plague

Went to Greece last year and they’re pushing this shit. Shoving a card machine in your face begging for a tip

In Europe. Fuck you, Stavros

Press “no tip” while making direct eye contact, and sit in their fucking seat while posting a 1 star review on Maps for spoiling my evening with harassment

It’s your civic duty as a European

Average Friday night in Benidorm

Pigeons are just seagulls that somecunt bought from wish.com