What’s for breakfast?

Haha lol no we’ve got no influence any more. We’re just a wet little island covered with transphobes. Give us 20 years to rejoin the EU, if it survives that long, and maybe you’ll start hearing from us again.

Jesus Christ that’s 13 seats for Farage. I expect he’ll lose a few over the term to scandal, but that is far too many.

Honestly I’d settle for a slight deceleration in things getting worse. Starmer wants to restore hope and faith in politics. He’s got his work cut out for him.

He just needs to keep his yap shut for one more day and he can start fixing things. And our absence in the EU is something that needs to be fixed.

It’s a segment of the voters too, yes. On the other hand, we also have a problem with genuine anti-semites. It’s a shit-bed, and we have no place lecturing others.

This business of challenging the arrest warrants of people who are clearly war criminals is a particularly bad look.

Dead right.

It was not my intention, and I do apologise if I expressed myself in a way that retraumatised you.

I think no such thing, and if you got that impression from what I wrote then I must have expressed myself extremely badly.

Sexual assault sucks, no matter who does it, nor to whom. You deserve justice for what happened to you.

Here is the point I was trying to make:

• More men are convicted for sexual assault than women.

• Sharing pictures of a child’s penis without consent sucks. Maybe it’s sexual assault. Even if not, I believe it is a bad thing to do.

• Some women do it anyway, and they get away with it because they’re not seen as the sexual assault demographic. This sucks.

Sorry our leaders suck.

I’m sorry to hear that happened to you. I do not think that the statistics of abuser demographics should be relevant to their prosecution. That is a different thing to the thing I was talking about.

I think it’s generally agreed that repeated experiences are a good way of making time pass faster: your brain recognises a situation and says “I’m not needed here; I’ll fast-forward to something more challenging”. Binge TV you’ve already seen. When I was in your situation I listened to a lot of radio plays, audio books and podcast series.

Do keep running and exercising. Can you ride a bike? Building up some familiar routes might help pass the time in a healthy way.

I am sorry to hear that you’re feeling low. It’s the new epidemic. Hang in there and I do hope life gets more enjoyable in time.

Would totally.

Tick. Tick. Tick. *gets it Ahh dammit.

Because the overwheling majority of sexual assault convictions are of men. It’s true.

Laughing at a child’s penis still sucks though.

How about nobody does it unless the subject is consenting?

🙏🙏 Aaaahh too late dammit.

The motive is money, especially if you’re pretty sure you’re going to lose.

and why hasn’t her government appointed any other black women?

Because their biggest donor hates all black women.

I can hear the sound of empires toppling.