Arms reach because they’ve all just been pulled out of an ass.

Did she say “evidence” or “every inch”?

This would make a hardcore tattoo on the chest or tramp stamp.

The singer is a dick but his songs are fire.

I think it’s balls out now. To accompany the dick which has been out for Harambe this whole time.

Congress and the senate haven’t done shit for months.

That’s hilarious.

That’s how you know it’s working.

8 x 3.14 ?

Seeing what you can do with that mouth has me predictably moist (audible sound of peeling one warm slice of bologna from another)

I’m pretty sure that’s a Trailer Park Boy character.

I hate you but you got me. And good. You brilliant somananbich.

This says a lot more about the sick and damaged writers. 🤣

I like the watermelon seeds hitting me in with corn husk and nut the rind.

But if you do, charge me 150 $USD for front row seats.

Starting with US taxpayer money. #scam #americanEducationIsNumberOne

What about the 12000 from each of the 12 tribes?

I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.

Steal beans.

“Nipples in Public” is a great punk name from north west Wales, iirc.