I dunno if you’re talking about the Simpsons, but in season 14, the episode about Rock Camp, Homer eats a pill off the cabin floor & talks to Jesus over in the corner.

Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.

Possum in the Graveyard… is that one where we stuck a possum in Ricky’s dishwasher & fed it nothing but circus peanuts til Ricky got back from jail?

That damn thing cut him up so bad 🤣 I’m a little sorry he lost an eye, but that was funny as hell.

And Gouda is short for Goudavid

Thanks! Was trying to get it to load off WiFi & it kept stalling on the credits after the logo so I never could see what movie it was.

Itch scratched.

Is that the entirety of a twilight movie?

Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution – but from annihilation.

We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.

And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We’re going to live on!

We’re going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!

“No, you’re not wrong… You’re not wrong Walter… you’re just an asshole… you piece of shit.”

Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.

It took me a minute to realize the monkey was pulling the gun out of the shirt, I thought he was aiming it at himself at first.

So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!

Quickbooks? Heh?

Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.

Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

That’s brutal…

I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.

“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”

If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.

How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?

I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!

That’s how Big Tobacco gets ya…

The Red Bull of Christ… The Jaeger of Heaven. Take this in remembrance of…

that time we got back out & I bit a police horse.