Is this bait, or do you just talk like that?

I spend way too long looking at it during concerts! They have it set up to look like clouds of smoke coming from the stage.

It’s not too bad. They probably wouldn’t have Windows either if they had to set it up themselves. My dad has been using Ubuntu for years, but he doesn’t know it. It’s just a laptop that works as far as he’s concerned.

Yes

My girlfriend and I went to a sex club where we did mostly vanilla stuff on one of the beds next to other people fucking, and I spanked her on a horse in front of a small crowd.

I’m about to fuck her awake in a few minutes.

You can definitely do that with a slap. I love leaving hand prints.

The man they call Jayne