I graduated from high school in California in 2009

Hey, me too

The 64gb deck is $296.65 new on sale, and the switch is still $300, no? The article is weird because it says less than $390 at the top, but the 64gb is only $350 not on sale (while they last anyway).

Some people are shit

I work at a Mack truck dealer and this has been a pain in the ass

Thank you, I knew I recognized it from somewhere

I do tho…

Yeah, I guess all those professional female race car drivers are doing it to feel “manly”

It’s from a game on the original Xbox called Whacked! One of the first games with Xbox live support

Scrapple

Best replacement for r/amry I’ve found

A couple of things come to mind. Nothing really happened with either, but I can’t think of anything worse:

First, years ago, when I was active duty army as a 15B Aircraft Powerplant Repairer (in the guard now), I was clipping blades on the first stage of the compressor due to damage. There’s 20 blades in the first stage, and you have to clip the one opposite as well to maintain balance. Well, I counted wrong and clipped the wrong blade. The GE rep (representative from General Electric, who makes the engine) was right there and must not have been paying attention. It ended fine, though, just extra work I had to do.

Second, less years ago at my current job as a Diesel Technician, I was doing a warranty repair for a service bulletin. I was still pretty new here, and warranty jobs pay less time, but this was like the third one I had done and was making good time, so I was trying to hurry. It was cold that day, and people complain when you have the bay doors open, so I had it just open enough to raise the cab, which meant the door was almost all the way open anyway. When I had done as much as I could do with the truck in the shop, I lowered the cab so I could pull it out and use our forklift to remove the part. I had forgotten about the door and ran into it. Didn’t get in any trouble though, just had to take a drug test per policy, and the door doesn’t close right to this day.

It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

autistic inertia

I feel that, didn’t know there was a term for it

It’s funny how the author says he hates subscriptions and right underneath the article it asks you to subscribe to his website (I know it’s not the same thing, but it’s just funny)

Marubo lemmy community when?

https://youtu.be/X_lIhrzNhwA?feature=shared

Mila Kunis? Nope, also Ukrainian

I don’t know how people eat it, it tastes so horrible

Most brain-dead take right here