Can’t ban morons, needed to ban popcorn instead.

They are external ports for water cooling. They allow you to run the pipes to an exterior location, and I have never seen anyone use them ever. I would leave the rubber grommet as it generally looks nicer than the hole.

Comparatively speaking, it’s safer than coal mining. Wikipedia Nuclear Accidents by Death Toll

Mining Accidents

I love hearing about a new tool like this.

And it needs to be heavy enough to reach those that are that far down.

"We’ve gone ahead and synced all your files to the cloud! Create an account to access them once again.

Enter your email: ______

[ Click here to delay the inevitable ]"

Well, damn, I’ve never seen that put so clearly before. I literally have been trying to schedule myself like a manager using half-day increments like a maker.

I disagree.

• XP felt like it was mine.
• 7 felt like it was mine
• 8 felt like they were trying to force something on me.
• 10 felt like they were pushing bloatware like a cell phone. At least l could remove some of that?
• 11 feels like they decided it’s their computer, I’m just renting time in it by watching ads. You could remove half the programs by default and I would not miss any of them. Do I need a version of minesweeper with micro transactions? No!

I’ve seen people try to say that shorts are “unprofessional” but my counter is being a sweaty mess is worse. If it isn’t cold enough to warrant pants, in wearing shorts!

I have a fitness tracker that goes off during “stressful periods.”

This is particularly funny when I’m just at work, working on something at my desk, and it’s like “hey man, calm the fuck down!”

I don’t think so.

They are pretty small and would need to take a lot of bites to eat an entire barn.

Toast ≠ bread?

The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!

That’s way more fun than zombies!

• Convert it into 1,500 pennies
• Fashion a slingshot from a balloon, tube, and some tape.
• Have fun shooting cans, balloons, people, etc.

You know, I was thinking T = (0P) + 40, but that implies that 0 people would still be able to play the song in 40 minutes and that doesn’t feel right.

Yours also implies that any number of negative people could play the song in the same amount of time, and that also feels correct.

Funny thing, even if you do that you can be prevented from initializing the device. You get a “this phone was reset in an unusual way, sign in to the original account used for setup” message the may or not hint at an email address. I’ve got a stack of them on my desk from former employees that I’m trying to get back into. Pain in the ass for business, good for consumers.

I had this same thing happen when I tried to sign up years ago. There is no way around it, there is no alternative. The only option is to send them pictures of your ID, which is in the “hell no” category on my to do list.

Oh, no worries, they’ll just call you constantly while you are on vacation because creating the proper structures to cover an absence costs too much and harassing you in your off-hours costs nothing!

“That’s not a year, that’s his kill count.”

And the ability to disable categories of notifications so that these “offers” can never pester me again is one of the greatest intentions of the digital age.