Yeah dood doesn’t realize that camping sniper prolly has a trophy system

Yeah all the above is head canon for me now.

Yeah it was her turn to sit down.

ManRoachRat? Half man, half roach, half rat? Are u cereal?

Don’t forget the poop shoveling pit at the bottom

What if there’s a fire?

“Our troops are merely passing by…”

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

Thank you did not catch those orgins

“Next time baby!”

I have been thinking this since I first heard about it. Give the role to someone who got the short end of the stick but has the passion.