Ilovethebomb = riding a dick like

looks at own username
Oh no…

I think I got hacked so I had to change it to hunter2

Yes

Thanks, I needed a new secure password for my Lemmy account.

If you had someone on both the inside and outside you could gradually steal the exact amount of food that would be missing from inventory and sell it for clean cash.

God told me it was true. Believe me.

At least I’m not on the Epstein list.

20,000*

existential squealing intensifies

On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…

“Please help me.”

HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH

“Listen, I just got pissed on by a sadistic Labradoodle and it won’t stop staring at me. Don’t panic but it’s right behind you…”

Not if your imagination is dark enough.

If I’d even be responsible for my own particles then everyone’s fucked. I’m barely holding it together as it is…

I pray every single day

For revolution

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You okay buddy? You keep posting this and I can’t decide whether it’s main character syndrome or the beginning of a psychotic episode.

I was on my way but I’ll never make it on time now. If only I had known…

I’m glad he’s feeling better. Dogs are the best!

⬆️ Why?