I can’t believe you didn’t use this opportunity to respond “no, this is Patrick”.

Isn’t that why we have the term neonazi? Nothing watered-down about that!

No, he’s English. Though according to Wikipedia his mum is Jewish and born in South Africa and his dad is protestant and born in Northern Ireland, which I guess to an American is “half Irish and half Jewish” because of their weird way of describing their ancestry like it’s their nationality.

The election is tomorrow and the shit-slinging is getting desperate

Same, do some people think it literally means the muscles have memory rather than you have the memory of what to do with your muscles?

Listen, that’s no way to speak about the minister for sport and culture, he’s doing his best!

Isn’t that how imagining anything works?

if you can stand looking at dead people’s bones

I much prefer it to looking at alive people’s bones

That’s the one, it’s how Phoebe and Gary meet

Wasn’t this an episode of Friends?

Non-findable trolls

Unless it’s actually a pair of them then no, and if some mod says otherwise then I don’t want to use their children’s internet

Yes, that is the joke

Don’t censor the word tits ya fucking prude!

This is why wanker is such a good insult. I’m a wanker, you’re a wanker, we’re all wankers.

Are you referring to any news stories in particular? Because the only big one I recall recently was the xz backdoor which took three years of social engineering to get in and was detected and patched within a couple of weeks!

Are you new here? “Threadiverse” has been used to refer to thread-based fediverse technologies that use threaded comments since before Zuck’s “threads” was even announced!

it’s easy to be communist of you only touched it online

This is almost certainly the case, these kids read about the ideals of communism and think it sounds great, and they know about how things are in the USA and think that’s bad. Two fair assessments, but they then deduce that the because capitalist America is bad, then Soviet Russia “communist” China must be good, ignoring the fact that every person who survived/escaped those reigemes described them as hell.

Are you paying for an equal number of £10.50 pints though?

The average cost of a pint is £7? I don’t believe that unless the survey was exclusively London