FlakesBongler [they/them]

True

Especially since the level of smug self-satisfaction they’re reaching is pretty fucking high considering its just a video game really

I’m on the left

AS WITH ALL THINGS

This is why it’s always so funny to see people be like “You can stop explaining how the game is satire, we know already”

And it’s like, you think it’s satirical in favor of your weird worldview

Also, you don’t know what satire means

r/helldivers is basically just this for the last few days

It’s beyond irritating

It’s a good thing I just up and bought a permanent subscription back when it was like $30

I dunno, Cassidy is the source of both Long Dick Johnson and “Make that [redacted] eat her own hair”

Having been raised Catholic, this is straight manna from heaven

Just amazing stuff

It’s an Albany expression

I mean, I shouldn’t be surprised, but anyone who actually studied history knows exactly what military advisors do

Ah, the classic No, no, these are advisors! strategy

Order must prevail

That’s just an open-faced club Fascism right there

Guys, the roided up thumb behind the rifle would never think to actually shoot someone

Unless they do, in which case they probably had it coming

I mean, Todd probably doesn’t deserve to die

Well, I guess Western Hegemony is dead

The dastard!

BRB, gonna go start a surveillance company called Sauron

Get me some nerd investment money

deep breath

REAL LIFE IS NOT BOOKS, TOLKIEN’S STORY, WHILE DIRECTLY INFLUENCED BY HIS EXPERIENCES DURING WWI, DO NOT GIVE HIM DIRECT AND INFALLIBLE AUTHORITY ON THE SUBJECTS OF WAR AND PEACE AND EVEN IF THEY DID, THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE BOOKS IS THAT WAR IS BAD AND RUINS LIVES, EVEN IF IT IS NECESSARY, ALL PARTIES INVOLVED ARE INDELIBLY SCARRED BY THEIR EXPERIENCES AND IT ALL HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THE FAILURES OF MEN AND THEIR DESIRES!

The Simpsons exists to brainwash us

you can’t “cyber your way across a river”.

Skill issue

oh no

what a terrible tragedy

whatever shall we do