I’m not seeing a single thing that indicates the person you’re replying to is an asshole or a dipshit.

Your comment though…

Your use of sarcasm betrays the peace you have not found.

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Acts obtuse about what the person above you said and then goes on a rant about it. This makes it seem more like you’re worried about opportunities to say what you want versus actually listening to others.

That’s what we thought until it turned out that Elmo was the real predator all along.

Your message reads kinda douchey.

This person looked in the mirror this morning and thought to themselves “THEY are the problem!!”

Italics, bold, all caps

Hmm… are you the person in the comic? Is this new canon?

I believe it’s assuming you’re not taking breaks, in which case I think they’re a bit more reasonable is expected walking speed but perhaps less reasonable in regards to a persons ability to go without sleeping :)

I think because this is more about exposing corruption in the DoJ than an expose about Caterpillar. Not mentioning the company in the headline can inform you that the heart of the article is the DoJ so that you’re coming into it with the right context.