As a friend of the Lesbian community, I wish you a happy Subarumspringa

Maybe they are a big family of Dishwasher Muslims and use it 5 times a day.

Ah yes Iran is falling due to lack of forks. \s

They were told to fork off (I’ll see myself out).

I still voted for them, because I could.

And I’m sick of the useful vote thing, I did it last time in 2022 against Le Pen and all I got was a lousy President.

Likewise, when the cat poops in the litter box it’s a well-trained furball, but when it’s me I’m gross and disgusting.

I’ve heard they are great to cross oceans.

Sure thing Seymour.

I did this with my first car and got 50,000km off a pair (on a VW Up). Frankly, if you don’t drive a lot like I did and need winter tires where you live, it’s a solid option.

But still so hilarious

“Hell is other people” - Jean-Paul Sartre

An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!

They wanted to write Aocia in fake Greek font.

Yes, you just need to open your case, remove everything, drill a few holes and put a PC in it. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was done before.

It was supposed to be eye bleach but I’m keeping the typo, it’s an interesting one.

This one looks like a fleshlight. Where can I find dye bleach?

So normies are the original enshittifiers, then corporations come in. I knew it, I should have stayed a shut-in.

You mean you don’t want a crAAAzy taxi?

I feel you man. Let’s not forget about hacked up electricity, shoddy repairs from the previous owners, lower building standards back then and other surprises that make a somewhat doable project turn full teardown.

Yeah, I also bought an older place recently.

I finished it with a gamepad so I think it’s doable, much like Call of Duty and the likes. Overall keyboard and mouse are more pleasant (to me) but the gamepad shouldn’t hold you back.