EstraDoll [she/her]

idk i’m trying to work on embracing a softer, more vulnerable side of myself instead of putting up a more brash, violent exterior as a defense mechanism while oversharing about myself on the internet

no but i am not a tank i am a girl

no i am a girl

back in 1990 (91?) there was a vote in the USSR on whether to dissolve the Soviet Union, and 74% of people voted to keep it intact. out of curiosity, I’d really like to see what that same referendum would result in if done in the US today

this person was the kid back in middle school who reminded the teacher about the homework

gaming

oh but apparently i’m the child groomer because i like to wear skirts, okay

i remember pretty distinctly back in 2020 that we needed to vote foe Biden because Trump would do exactly this

MY NAME IS JOHN Q FUCKSON AND I AM ORGANIZING AN ARMED MILITIA TO OSTENSIBLY OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT BUT I REFUSE TO GIVE UP MY 5 DAY A WEEK APPLEBEES HABIT SO I’M JUST GOING TO COMMIT HATE CRIMES INSTEAD. I POST LITERALLY EVERY LAST DETAIL OF MYSELF ON THE INTERNET, AN EIGHT YEAR OLD COULD FIGURE OUT MY EXACT ADDRESS IN LIKE AN HOUR

“he’s a slippery one. no one knows where he could be” (he works 3 cubicles down)

some days you wake up and want to be a dramatic evil scientist and if you don’t have a reason to then you make one up

How about you stop playing the same 4X games

I’ve been playing Civ 4 since I was 10 years old and they still haven’t made a better 4X game since

Edong

is that what we’re calling him now?

This is true but it’s extraordinarily condescending to act like nobody there knows that

ban tiktok

create a second pandemic

the zoomers are about to make 2020 look like a tantrum

ah shit i knew i should have put all my money into VPN stocks

here

SIGMA GRINDSET:

REPLACE “GROCERY BILLS” WITH STRIPPING THE COPPER OUT OF YOUR WALLS FOR SCRAP MONEY

I legitimately am unable to tell if this is genuine or just another hexbear user on a different instance doing a bit. This sounds exactly like what we would do as a joke

Barbasedos