BAM! God I need to start doing shit like this.

yep.

BOOM! ROASTED!

Standard dic is flaccid

Woke dic is erect.

password managers work too

DEAR GOD! The patriarchy! Women have it so much harder than men!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I kinda tumbled down a hill

This one street in the town I grew up in had one side exposed to a steep down incline. A big garbage truck speed past me while I was in the bike lane and the gust of wind created by it put me off balance for a moment

Working in IT, I have learned that a lot of meetings are by people who gain “respect and notoriety” by having large meetings. It doesn’t matter who shows up, it’s the number, that makes them seem popular. “Get the engineers in here, this is serious business!”

Narcissists always climb to the top positions…by stepping on people to get there.

yep. My understanding though is that this was for a surprise meeting, which you wouldn’t know about until it starts.

yes, but the guy above you is also correct

But many of the people who follow them are genuine believers.

I don’t believe that, even if they say they do, I don’t believe that they actually believe it

and suck your own dick.

Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.

I don’t think the vast majority of self-proclaimed flat earthers actually believe that shit

lose lose scenario

clearly he swims when he’s not in the shallows

I don’t think an ad with this kind of imagery would fly today

I don’t get this one

well maybe someone can DM you about it

OG and Prequels are better than the new ones.

seed it and post it to all the places once you find it