It’s weird, fascist, demented behavior.

You’re goddamn right.

Smoke another?

My grandfather did not fight in World War II for this shit. I hate this reality.

That hump day is real shit though.

In the Fascist States of America, a McDonald’s techbro named BigBallz voice will serve you a burger with no beef, charge you double, and call it freedom.

You ask, where’s my Mcplayground? Well, it is outsourced, replaced with a sad bench on which a crying Ronald McDonald sits, holding a sign about liability.

… A disgusting yet relevant Cultural and anthropological study in how depraved people can become.