Everyone knows the Orange Cat Edition is full of bugs and weird behavior. You won’t trick me salesman!

Nah, they’d move on and live a full life after you’re gone. They’d probably even add new songs to their repertoire.

And the media conglomerates they own.

Foghorn?

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

Soft times makes good men?

My job requires phone calls (which people asked for!) it is frustrating how many unanswered voicemails I leave every day.

And it’ll be a cold day in hell when I give out my cellphone number to a customer.

Nice-ish

… right

sigh

Unzip

Ask permission AND pay for its use in perpetuity.

I realize now how much WILTY, 8 Out of Cats Does Countdown, and Taskmaster bits I’ve watched on YT without ever the thought to download and archive them on my Plex server 🤦

You don’t get to be CEO without being a fucking psychopath.

It’s just one page and it’s Omni-Man saying “That’s the neat part, you don’t!”

Vince

Uh oh, someone’s commercial real estate investments must not be performing as well as they expected.

But without social engagement bullshit how can they sell your personal data to brokers?!