1. Apply heavy makeup
2. Get angry at the guy to not recognize you without your heavy makeup
3. ???
4. Profit

I know what you mean and in a way it’s almost insulting. Like there are nations who trully love certain sports and they take it as part of their national pride … and then there is US. Where you wonder “why are you guys even here? Why are you taking fun from people who enjoy this game? What do you even take from this?”

Where I live we have the same situation with ice hockey - our entire nation basically stops for IIHF world hockey championship, everyone watches it and we celebrate every win. And then there is US. Which regularly wins some medal and you have a feeling that no one in the US even notices.

That’s how you get maggots

Nice but you should’ve used a different movie. I mean the Gladiator premiere was like yesterday, must have been few years ago max, am I right?

Ummm I failed? I have no idea what I’m looking at

Yes where I live, we use cm usually. Also height is almost always measured without shoes

I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?

Have they already added commercial breaks?

Sure, but I can drive for more than 11 hours and still be in Romania 👍

I’m with you but I get it that sometimes it’s convenient. My wife likes what we call “cup recipes” in baking where everything is measured in cups/glasses (this was a new thing couple of years ago where I live). It’s very fast and convenient.

But yes, it gets out of hand. I mean “a cup of celery”? … How? Why?

9gag, they also have 816. Is this where the screenshot is from?

May I ask, how do you want to keep criminality under control? I’m genuinely curious. Do you just let it be? Do you educate people? Do you create some separate unit to police?

Like I understand when one is let’s say dissatisfied with police. But in my opinion the solution isn’t to let it be. And definitely not to form some para-military organization. Reform the police, have one group in country to keep order. If the group doesn’t work, fix it.

But that’s just my point of view, I’m curious to read your’s

It’s not sad. I’m jealous

Citroen Saxo, everything was SO cheap. I remember I had to replace a side mirror and a new one was like … 30€? And I was able to do it myself.

Replacing a side mirror on my Octavia was almost 500€!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Went to the pizzeria,

Came back with gonorrhea.

My car doesn’t want to pair with my smartphone :'(

Also let me point out one nice feature here - the freezing point is 0. Bellow it you can expect snow instead of rain, ice on the road, sidewalk, plants are in danger, etc. A lot of things and situations in your life are affected by this simple fact that water freezes so it’s nice that we have it at 0.

Fahrenheit has 32°F …

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It umm … It’s nice she’s giving them some helping hand, am I right?

sweats

Sigh … “robocall”

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I mean, probably not equally but isn’t it sort of true?

Wait, oh no. No, no no no no no Lemmy no! I can explain! No! Don’t hurt downvote me!