Original poster doesn’t know a good deal on iberico ham when it slaps him in the face.

That too. But current events aren’t getting the magtards riled up like the rumored events that were taking place under Mr tan suit Dijon terrorist.

They were building camps on land stolen from the states with the backing of large corporations…

A (scara)mooch(ie) right? Or are we not using freedom units in here?

The world could really use American creativity, industrialism, and prosperity right now, instead we’re just going to punch ourselves in the dick for 4 years.

I’m sorry my country is so stupid.

Can we eliminate the dod (dow) budget and put that money to things that would benefit society?

This was my first thought as well,

I think I’m just a passive consumer of American life who doesn’t think fascism is all that swell, type of terrorist.

I guess they were correct that “we’re all domestic terrorists”… Except a lot of the calls to violence are coming from the other side, and I just had this title thrust upon me…

There’s a real nice steak shop in town. They have Mac and cheese and chicken tenders on the kids menu. When the pandemic hit we tried door dashing from there for the first time ever, My wife and I order a nice steak, a mixed drink, chicken tenders and Mac and cheese, the latter two from the kids menu. I’m not sure if I would order that in person, I doubt I’d go to this steak shop in person, but whenever we order we make like we have 2 kids, because we’re 2 grown children who love their Mac and cheese and chicken tenders. (That and it’s so much cheaper, and the quality is incredible)

Very ‘far side’-esque

Would happily read more

Are these liberals in the room with you?

We’re quite fond of our bio-digestor, it looks just like this one, and produces a decent amount of energy, but I’d guess our community is 10x the size of this one.

Plato with the beat box.

Should be on patient gamers as well.

But I’m not holding my breath. Also if this person had any connection with valve they probably don’t any more.

I remember thinking how much like Russia it would be to try to damage an American companies reputation, especially one that is providing support for their enemy…

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Arrest the judges, pardon the con artists

I tried to address that by 1) having the silent protagonist option where the story unfolds as it would without the flourish before the canned response so now it’s only 3x as much, and 2) all of the response dialog is the same because they were going to reply the same way as they would to the good or bad option anyways.

This will triple the amount of PC options that need to be “written” but the rest of the writing (NPC dialog) doesn’t have to change at all, and that’s where most of the writing goes anyways.

It certainly isn’t 1280 acres XD

I wonder if they could fix that by having 4 options that align with whatever archetype you’ve selected.

Then you don’t need “ridiculously good” “meh” “ridiculously evil” “… Just continue the story” options

Pick if you want to play ridiculously good, meh, or ridiculously evil at the start of the game, or if you want to be a passive observer. They’d have to write 3x more player dialogue, but that’s really not that much (have the responses barely change, you know they barely change anyways)