I am glad to know I’m not alone in this line of thinking!

Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?

Want me to show you a little trick to take a your mind off that pain?

As of now, the only product I have to buy to support this atrocious company is Fancy Feast because it’s the only food my picky senior cat will eat.

I see you’ve met my coworker. Often open the microwave to find something she previously heated sitting there. Always gives us a good laugh!