May I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”? I assume fritters is some sort of food, but the dead horse has peaked my interest.

Excuse me my apologies, may I please have a translation for “squeezing dead horse on her fritters”, ya cunt?

Is it glue? But you don’t normally eat glue, so my guess is mayo or ranch maybe?

“Military leaders will need to pass height and weight tests each year.”

Each year? Height tests? How many ppl losing height year to year?

Let me guess you don’t have cats

Omg yes. I love dragon age games and honestly if the corpo fuckwits didn’t fuck up the game veilguad would have been a smash fucking hit. All that it is missing is the writing/stoy.

The combat is so great! Each class is fun and unique with multiple viable builds. Reset skill points whenever. It is very different from the other DA games but it is great in its own right. More action and doges, less tactics.

Oh you like the way that armor looks but the stats suck? Veilguard you can change the appearance of any armour so you get the cool looks and the good stats. Same with weapons.

Spend forever on the way your character looks during character creation? Now you want to start another play through with the same “character”, but you don’t want spend forever in character creation again? Veilguard let’s you copy the appearance of other saves!!

Wanna pause during a cutsence? You can do that.

Veilguard has so many great game choices and quality of life improvements. Truly the only downside is the dogshit story.

These MBAs had the devs start over multiple times. The devs had some ideas, then the MBAs come in and say make an mmo. Devs are like this is stupid but you the boss. MBAs realize it’s trash. Devs start over. MBAs decide to fire writers that had been there since the first game and second games. Right away veilgaurd shits on so much of the lore and world state of the previous games.

All the game needs is a half way decent story, then it would have been a huge hit I swear

Misread this as peppers and was very confused lol

I haven’t played the game but I’m sure you’re right. Just listing the one redeeming feature I can think of from looking at the pic lol

It reminds me of a shitty version of the carpets for kids that are of a cartoon city with lots if roads and shit. Idk why but those stupid things bring me such joy even at my age. They are damn good toys which inspire imaginative play. Fuck yeah those carpets

Maybe you’ll enjoy this version a bit more

https://youtube.com/shorts/os_LO4Bhc9A

They’re excuse for TherapyGary to post his favorite video.

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/16507289

It chooses murder