At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.

Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn’t know.

Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.

Was hat das mit NL zu tun?

I’m a little confused but I don’t know what to do.

Finde ich gut, dass man die Umfrage auch anonym beantworten kann.

It should say “Over my dead child’s body”

You only have to vaccinate the children you want to keep.

No phone that I used in the last 10 years survived longer than 3 years so why would i care about 6-7 years of OS upgrades?

As Lord Gaben once said: Piracy is a service problem.

Make better service, have less piracy.

Or don’t buy it, then pirate it.

I was thinking about Aurora.

Yes, mainly for still using Reddit at all.

Ok, grandpa.

Two Eevees standing on a hitachi.

How much data does it use?

It may blow your mind but there are more than 3 wealthy people that live in the USA.

54

I’m fifteen and this is deep.

There’s an easy way to fix that. Stop listening to Joe Rogan.