Large grass lawns were a sign of wealth and power for the aristocracy and gentry from the feudal system. When they had large numbers of serfs working their small plots of land and paid a tithe to the landowners it meant that their land could be turned over from agriculture to pleasure.

Growing a big, unproductive, biologically inactive lawn is basically saying “I have so many peasants I don’t need to grow vegetables” and then morphed into the quasi status symbol we have today for suburbanites to complain about each other’s while the planet dies around them.

G’day mate. Put another shrimp on the barbie

Pirating Nintendo games is the morally right thing to do.

Can I cry if I want to

That’s quite enough saddam hussein memes for now thank you.

My point is if you’re disgusted by a fundamental part of the female anatomy, get ready to be lonely.

Who gives a fuck about cellulite. If you’re upset about it, you’re gonna have a bad time for most of your life.