Sorry a bit late, selamat hari jadi to my SEA comrade

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Comrade Mao was a librarian. Coincidence? I don’t think so

Red Alert 2 introduced the soviet union to my child brain who barely knew English. Coming from a Muslim country, I already knew the allies were bad so 10 year old me assumed the soviet union are the good guys in the red alert universe. It’s not all bad haha. Looking back at the red alert cut scenes, they really did Stalin dirty

I like to play as GLA, they have such a great postal service. Also the GLA has the best faction soundtrack

Assalamualaikum brother mustafa, it seems that Allah SWT didn’t bless you with intelligence. Please read more books, inshallah you will be a better person

I wish I could illegally download a house and groceries

Officer #1: [repeating through megaphone] The one with the phone, tweets!

Officer #2: [handing out phones] One out of two gets a phone.

Officer #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with the phone gets killed, the one who is following picks up the phone and tweets!