I thought I had a well-balanced world view until I read this post and the discussions in the comments section. Thank you for expanding my view.

How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

A rectal prolapse, a vaginal prolapse, and a blocked goat

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Well… Is it? I mean water MAKES things wet. But it’s not wet itself.

My man here is calling for mass slaughter of the human race.

It’s empty because you delete the games after you finish them.

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I spent the last 3 years living in St. Kitts & Nevis. These are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. I absolutely loved the island of St. Kitts. The juxtaposition of the mountains next to the oceans is simply breathtaking. I hope to visit again some day.

The best kind

Welcome to the internet. Is this your first time?

No escape from reality

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It was at this moment he knew… he fucked up

I always find that when I try and eat a sandwich or chicken burger upright, things (especially the meat) always falls out. So for me, the optimal way to eat it is to pick it up right side up and then flip it upside down to take a bite.

Why is “Dead Patient” capitalized?

Surveillance is an incredibly important tool in monitoring virus incidence and disease spread. Here is a summary of an article published in the National Library of Medicine that explains it in detail:

“Surveillance is a fundamental tool for public health, producing information to guide actions. Modern surveillance tends to follow health measures such as the incidence of a disease or syndrome or even the occurrence of health-related behaviors. There are many reasons for conducting surveillance, and the data collected and the approach taken to analyzing those data are both influenced by the overall goal of a surveillance system. Surveillance systems aims mainly at detection also provide information that may be useful for other purposes. The goal of detecting an outbreak of a newly emerging virus, places specific demands on the type of data collected and the types of analysis performed. All approaches to surveillance share some common principles. While some of the underlying methods used in public health surveillance have evolved considerably in recent years, the general approach to surveillance has remained relatively constant. At a fundamental level, surveillance aims to (1) identify individual cases, (2) detect population patterns in identified cases, and then (3) convey information to decision-makers about population health patterns.”

Link for those that want a further read: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7114643/

Just a preview of what is to come

Can we now claim that it’s a type of fish that are the world’s best pollinators?

Yep it’s to better protect them as endangered species.