“In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It’s a lot like a bear, but it’s a frog. I think that’s a better system. I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought ‘Man, I’d better play dead. Here comes that frog.’ I would never say “Here comes that frog” in a horrifying manner. It’s always, like, optimistic. Like, ‘Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me and I can pet him, and put him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he’s used to.’”

• Mitch Hedberg

What do you use the stylus for? I’m on the s24 ultra and I didn’t think I’ve ever touched it

Loved both of the newer ones. Great story and Nazi killing

Man that sounds like some nanny state shit. Wouldn’t the ISP want you want a VPN so it doesn’t have to worry about figuring out what you’re doing in case of demands from potentially illegal activities?

However sometimes they allow cards that are being used for recurring subscriptions to keep going even if you’ve had the card replaced. I know from experience Chase does this

Think I saw this dude on Moana

Ha I was actually just thinking that we need to teach them as I was reading this. We had to go through a shit ton of trial and error. God forbid if he started with something like LimeWire. Viruses… Viruses everywhere

Ten things I hate about you

I returned an item through AliExpress before. The store tried to cut in and deny my request but I guess they were too late and my money was returned anyway. It’s kind of crazy that they can do that though

Unfortunately I’m on a big destiny 2 kick and that’s firmly in the category of I can go fuck myself

Despite the huge advancements lately it’s just still not as good for gaming. I have very limited time I don’t want to waste it negotiating settings and forget games that use anti cheat. It’s really a shame because for anything and everything else Tux wins

So 666 messages huh?

Dark roast used to be my go-to before I realized I had some sort of reflux issue and started taking antacids. But sometimes I still stray back it had strong bitter flavor is kind of comforting

Do they get reported when you get bit? I’ve heard in some places even if it’s your animal you have to report them for biting you

He screen prints on assholes? Sweet I’ve been thinking about turning mine into a beholder

Is your job really a dangerous as they make it out to me? Like I understand the lights and trying to rush through traffic can be dangerous but don’t most people just kind of pull off to the side like you’re supposed to?

You just clock in everyday say don’t use Boeing and then leave?

Are these side jobs under the table or things you actually have to get permits for? I’ve known a few people who do the former and it can be really lucrative

The only time I would rather not talk to a person is if the accent causes a language barrier. Otherwise 9 times out of 10 a person is going to understand what you want better especially if it’s a customization issue

Get rid of that green shit and replace it with a nice big dab of wasabi